10 Reasons to Buy a Modfire Fire Pit

by jadams

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1. You’re a superhero, and your special power is making Marshmallows appear

2. You breed Phoenixes, and they need to rise. Constantly.

3. You’re addicted to hot dogs

4. Zombie Apocalypse

5. The wife is a spy and the paper shredder is broken

6. Metallurgy is your jam.

7. So helpful for your Magic Show!

8. Shadow puppets on concrete give you a sense of purpose

9. Those firecrackers aren’t going to light themselves

10. And … finally … because you found out that as a member, you get 20% off each Modfire Fire Pit at VicesReserve.com!


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